Every gamer is in love with World of Warcraft. Every gamer? No! There are good reasons to detest the “World of Farmcraft”.
1. The Elegy of Jane and John
No more dinner for John
Meet John. John isn’t really into computers and online games. John just wants to be in a happy-go-lucky relationship with his wife. Enter Jane, John’s wife. Jane used to play the number-one-time-muncher like a maniac, especially at the start. There was a time when Jane used to cook dinner for John every night, but since the dawn of WoW, John’s days were getting really lonely, he was very sad and he was forced to spend his time in real life all alone.
But then things started to brighten up: Jane suddenly started talking to John again, and she made the most fabulous dinners ever to enter John’s digestive tract.
You see, Jane wasn’t into raiding the same instances over and over again. She was just fed up. And John was finally being fed again.
But, alas! Since 13th of November, Jane’s gone again. “I’m just gonna take a quick look at Lich King, you heat yourself something up from the fridge” were the last words that John heard, while reentering his world of sadness and loneliness. “That sucks!” thinks Paul, firing up his car, driving away, never to return.
Such a sad story - just because of the Lich King. Damn!
